"If your dog's a poopin', we'll do the scoopin'."

"All is well if end is well."

"No Pile left behind!"

"Get yourself a "brown collar job": work for Pet Butler!"

"Favorite 90's Band: New Turds on the Block"

"They leave it, We retrieve it."

"We take your dogs business elsewhere."

"Poops, I doodied again."

"Poo: can't live with it and can't throw it at the neighbors."

"There ain't enough O's in POOP!!!"

"Pet Butler: We go the extra "pile" for you!"

"Stool haven't found what I'm poopin for - Poo2"

"Pet Butler: Keeping your Grass Green and your Snow White!"

"Pet Butler - We remove as many packages as brown delivers."

"Our business is browing by heaps and mounds!"

"Our favorite actors: Poopie Goldberg and DiaRhea Perlman"

"Please don't miscon-poo our words"

"Poop de' Gras"

"Poo Make me Feel like a Natural Woman"

"It takes poo to make a thing go right"

"It takes Poo to Tango"

"Shoot some Poops"

"Hangin' with Mr. Pooper"

"I Turd it through the Grapevine..."

"We know all about the Turds and the Pees"

"A little turdy told me..."

"Doo the Right Thing"

"Much Adoo doo About Nothing"

"Stoolen glances"

"Sign up for two months of service and the "turd" month is free!! - submitted by Derek Maiden (not a real promotion)"

"Call Pet Butler today and give your kid's a clean place to play! submitted by Dana, DFW Scoop Technician"

"Everybody takes a little crap in their job. We throw ours off the truck and call it a day."

"We Take CRAP... Seriously!!!"

"A scoop a day keeps the flies away!"

"The grass stops growing, but the dog keeps going!"

"Our favorite album: Green Day "Dookie"!"

"Scoopin' poop can be a pain in the GRASS!"

"Pet Butler: for a poo-fect job everytime!"

"We do that do-do that they do so well."

"We don't give a "poop", We take it! Submitted by Mike Bailey "

"We always "mess around"!"

"There's no business like dog "business"!"

"Tips are gladly accepted for a job well “dung”!"

"Just like the USA, we take a lot of crap from a lot of people, but we’re not takin’ any crap from terrorists!"

"Looking for a crappy job? We’re hiring!"

"NO @#%*!"

"Pet leaving you presents? Call 1-800-PET-BUTLER!"

"Boldly going where your dog has “gone” before"

"The Poop Generation"

"Keepin’ your green clean!"

"Favorite songs: “Little Doo Scoop” – The B*#ch Boys, “Poops, I did it again!” – Britney Spaniels, & “Oooh That Smell” – Lynturd Skynturd"

"“Poop! There it is!"

"You don’t know poop!"

"We’re not full of it, but our trucks certainly are!"

"Gross Encounters of the Turd Kind"

"Pet Butler: Man’s Second Best Friend"

"Your dog’s biscuits are our bread and butter!"

"Theme song: “I’m a Doggie Doodoo Dandy”"

"We’ll Take Your Crap!"

"We want to get this business off the ground"

"It’s not just the law, it your doodie!"

"We are your Super Dooper Pooper Scooper!"

"We’re hoping to make a “Pile” in the Business!"

"Winter is Coming and We’re “Dung Ho”!"

"Pet Butler: Professionals In Turd-Herding"

"We'll undo your doggie doo!!!"

"Got Poop?"

"We are the POOPERAZZI of dog dirt!"

"Plop, plop, P'ew, p'ew, Oh what a relief for you!"

"Vote Pet Butler, We’ll Clean Up This Town!"

"Pet Butler: the self-proclaimed “Entre-manure”"

"Tired of stooping? Let us do the scooping and just tell your friends, the Butler did it!"

"We want your dog’s “Business”!"

"Pet Butler: taking #@%* from everyone in town!"

"Pet Butler: Where Everyday is a “Crappy” day!"

"Tired of stepping out and stepping in it?"

"Pet Butler: because dog’s can’t flush!"

"Our favorite book: Dr. Doo Litter"

"Business is “Piling up”!"

"Your Dog’s “Business“ is Our “Business!“"

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!"

"We rid your property of Dog Log’s and Lawnmower Land Mines!"

"Our Business is “Picking Up!”"

"Poop Happens!"

"Are you walking with more than just a spring in your step?"

"We beat the crap out of the competition!"

"Don't go to pieces over your dog's feces!"

"We doo it right and doo it on time!"

"Don’t let your dog’s doo doo do you in!"

"Your yard may be full of IT, but we're not!"

"We're #1 in the #2 business!"

"Pet Butler: We can take it AND dish it out!"

"Pet Butler: Worth our weight in Poop!"

"We’re “Pick up Artists”!"