10. We throw it into the neighbor’s yard and leave a card.

9. My wife makes neat little jewelry out of it.

8. We dehydrate it then put it in bags and sell it as spicy German potato chips.

7. We shrink wrap it and send it to terrorists as dirty bombs.

6. Experimental usage regarding our groundbreaking work on alternative energy sources.

5. We mix it with 10 secret herbs and spices then sell it to school cafeterias.

4. We store it until someone doesn’t pay their bill then we make a “special delivery” – it’s our Double-Your-Poop-Back Guarantee!

3. We put it in the bed of our truck, leave the tailgate down and drive 90 down the highway.

2. We shellac the poop, dip it in honey and splash paint on it then sell it for millions to modern art museums.

1. We sell it to Microsoft for use in the creation of their next version of Microsoft Windows.

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